welcome to our privacy policy. we're legally required to have one, so here it is, written by a potato and edited by a ghost.
you guys are too lazy to read all of this so here the link is up here
please refer to our terms of service for details on how to respect our hard-working cats.
we may or may not collect your name, email, favorite pizza topping, and the sound you make when you stub your toe.
data is collected using telepathy, vibes, and occasionally a toaster.
we use your data to improve our site, summon digital goats, and send positive affirmations to your inbox at 3:21 am.
we will never sell your data. instead, we trade it for magic beans on the dark web.
we use cookies. actual, delicious cookies. if you disable cookies, a small gnome will cry.
all cookie crumbs are swept under the server rack and forgotten forever.
we share your data only with trusted partners, such as the moon, a retired dolphin detective, and larry (he seems chill).
they promise to respect your privacy unless bribed with bubble tea.
your data is protected using the highest level of encryption and bubble wrap.
we hired three ninja hamsters to guard the server room 24/7.
you have the right to access your data, correct your data, or yell “delete me” into a crystal ball.
we’ll respond within 6 to 8 light years.
for questions, complaints, or compliments on our epic use of nonsense, contact our privacy wizard via smoke signals or telepathic humming.
thanks for reading. may your data be protected and your memes be spicy.
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