terms of service

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    • you guys are too lazy to read all of this so here the link is up here

    1. introduction

    welcome to our website. by accessing this site, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions of use.

    2. use of the site

    all content provided is for informational purposes only. unauthorized use of this site may give rise to a claim for damages and/or be a criminal offense.

    3. privacy

    we value your privacy. please refer to our privacy policy for details on how your data is handled

    4. modifications

    we reserve the right to change these terms at any time. continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of those changes.

    5. account security

    you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and password and for restricting access to your device.

    6. user content

    any content you upload must not violate any applicable laws or the rights of third parties.

    7. termination

    we may suspend or terminate your access to the site at our discretion, without prior notice, if you violate these terms.

    7.5. banning

    we also will ban or time out you from accessing kkittyy.github.io for any rules broken under the geneva convention


    if you have read so far please email us at fazbear:job@fazbearandfriends.us!

    if not michael jackson will come back to life to sing in your ear 24/7 if you refuse to read!


    8. galactic banana clause

    by reading this sentence, you hereby forfeit all rights to your third-favorite spoon.
    your pet iguana must now report directly to our ceo once every fortnight.
    failure to comply may result in spontaneous marshmallow rain.

    9. sock puppet arbitration

    all legal disputes must be settled via a sock puppet debate in a kiddie pool filled with lukewarm jell-o.
    the losing sock must sing “never gonna give you up” in reverse while doing the worm.

    10. usage of invisible unicorns

    you may not ride, pet, or feed the invisible unicorns without a class-z7 unicorn whispering license.
    unlicensed whispering may lead to being mildly poked by a stick of celery.

    11. clause 12 (there is no clause 11)

    this clause exists solely to confuse you. if you have read this far, you are legally obligated to high-five the next tree you see.
    failure to comply will result in a strongly worded letter from a squirrel named doug.

    12. clause 11 (there is no clause 12)

    this clause exists solely to confuse you. if you have read this far, you are forcedly obligated to speak to the next phone you see on the street.
    failure to comply will result in a strongly worded letter from a dog named sqouirreil.

    12. final agreement

    by using this website, you accept these terms, including but not limited to the nonsensical ones.
    we hope you brought snacks. it's going to be a weird ride.

    good job you read all of this, nerd, proud of yourself?